Joke Number 4

This one turned up in my e-mail inbox this morning, courtesy of a work colleague.  It’s a reverse “blonde” joke – kind of “blondes fight back” :-). Enjoy!

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.  A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bubba, “but we don’t have a ladder.”

The blonde woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!”

Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.

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