Joke Number 4

This one turned up in my e-mail inbox this morning, courtesy of a work colleague.  It’s a reverse “blonde” joke – kind of “blondes fight back” :-). Enjoy!

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.  A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

“We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,” said Bubba, “But we don’t have a ladder.”

The blonde woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, “Eighteen feet, six inches,” and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!”

Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.

One thought on “Joke Number 4”

Leave a Reply